maybe a website dedicated to me and my awesomeness, you know simple things. Do I get them no of course not my life is the worst, I protest these injustices everyday day in and day out. My protests go unheard, probably because I am weak with hunger, what does a dog have to do to get some better noms around here? Dry cereal day in and day out, nobody loves me! I mean look at this:
Ew! What I would like would be something simple like a pot of beef strew or a roasted turkey with all the trimmings, the things a chi-stiff like me deserves! And what do the humans eat! Well lets compare a picture of their dinner with mine:
Yeah that's right that's a pizza, with delicious, melty cheese, in case you were wondering; yes I love pizza, and no I don't get more than one tiny bite of crust and that's only if I can wrestle it away from the disgusting, drooling jaws of the beagle!
Seriously look at this mug, adorable! I think I need to start a Feed the Shippo campaign, who can resist this face!!
Apparently everyone, even the pizza guy, sigh, Worst. Day. Ever.
Poor little dude! We didn't even let him have the pieces that fell on the floor the other day, I think we broke his heart!
ReplyDeleteDear Uncle Ray-
ReplyDeleteYes you did, please buy me a present to make it up to me or donate a pound of roast beef to the feed the shippo fund! - Po