Worst Day #997

Its finally happened. One of my worst nightmares. Not my worst worst nightmare that involves a world wide nugget shortage but one that's close.... the bunnies have broken through the sanctity of the fence. Using their tiny devious babies they are able to fit through the openings in the fence and infiltrate my bathroom. What they have in mind I cant begin to fathom, I can only hope it involves eating the beagle first.

Yesterday I walked outside to this:

I bravely guarded the porch (not hid behind the grill as some might say) while the stinky one stupidly chased the beast around the yard, again fooled by the bunnies shape shifting ability, even as a baby its remarkable.  Eventually the round human was roused by my brave distress calls, and only laughed at how cute the bunny was.

As always the burden of being brave falls on me Shippo, I only hope my muscular manly shoulders can bear the weight alone. Some pizza or ice cream would probably help and also a nugget and maybe  a smooch, oh and don't turn of the light just in case a bunny sneaks in so I can um see it right away. Worst. Day. Ever.

Worst Day #70000000

Today was almost the Best. Day. Ever. Almost. Not quite. But almost.

When we returned from our daily walk, or as I like to call it hook Shippo to the torture lead and drag him around the neighborhood, we were waiting for the round human to shut the gate (I know it should be simple) and the stinky one took to digging under the fence. I angel that I am, did not partipate in this heinous act, even I know the safety the fence represents, it keeps the bunnies out! Once the round human finally managed to shut the gate, she came over to find the beast half way to china.

I would like to tell you as punishment she banished the stinky one for all time or put her in a rocket to the moon, something reasonable like that. But no she simply yelled at her to stop and denied her a treat when we came inside. Heres the best part though... I got a treat!!!! Thats right for once I came out on top!!! I know the fearsome creatures that could get in so I respect the fence and was rewarded!! As I said it was a almost the best. day. ever. The stinky one is so stupid I cant imagine this will be the last time digging, fingers crossed for that rocket to the moon.

Eventually the round human cracked and gave the drooling idiot a treat but not without giving me another half. Only half. I'm the good one! Worst. Day. Ever.

Worst Day #118

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Actually anyone would be great, can a chi-stiff get a smooch here? No probably not, they all go to the stinky one or that horrible orange beast behind me. Worst. Day. Ever.