When we returned from our daily walk, or as I like to call it hook Shippo to the torture lead and drag him around the neighborhood, we were waiting for the round human to shut the gate (I know it should be simple) and the stinky one took to digging under the fence. I angel that I am, did not partipate in this heinous act, even I know the safety the fence represents, it keeps the bunnies out! Once the round human finally managed to shut the gate, she came over to find the beast half way to china.
I would like to tell you as punishment she banished the stinky one for all time or put her in a rocket to the moon, something reasonable like that. But no she simply yelled at her to stop and denied her a treat when we came inside. Heres the best part though... I got a treat!!!! Thats right for once I came out on top!!! I know the fearsome creatures that could get in so I respect the fence and was rewarded!! As I said it was a almost the best. day. ever. The stinky one is so stupid I cant imagine this will be the last time digging, fingers crossed for that rocket to the moon.
Eventually the round human cracked and gave the drooling idiot a treat but not without giving me another half. Only half. I'm the good one! Worst. Day. Ever.
lol I almost didn't recognize you with a smile, Shippo!
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