Worst Day #43

So yesterday like always the round human hooked me to the torture lead and prepared to drag me around the neighborhood. It started of as a normal walk, pretty much the worst, when I saw movement out of the corner of my eye, and suddenly I was staring face to face with this:

Being the brave chi-stiff that I am, I struggled to get out of my harness to defend the round human and throw the stinky one at the monster. Sure it may have looked like I was trying to back out my harness to run away but that was not the case. The noise of my struggle to save her caused the round human to actually pay attention and look my way, but the monster had changed, now it looked like this:

Clearly it is some kind of powerful shape shifter, fooling the round human and the stinky one into thinking its a cute "bunny". I had to endure laughs from the round human and sarcastic looks from the beagle at my almost flight over such a cute creature. Fools. That's what the monster wants them to think, so it can strike without them ever knowing its coming. Only I brave Shippo am aware of this threat. So today I have been lounging on the couch (normally I would be pumping iron or something) trying to look sick to get out of the daily walk, you never know where a rabbit could be lurking! Oh no I see the round human getting the leashes....

                                             I really hate bunnies. Worst. Day. Ever.